The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!