- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power of women's rights.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the power to kiss your own ass

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

Pointless Super Powers