the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to become black!

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!