The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to science.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!