The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power of words

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!