the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to see through insects.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!