- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

the power to talk backwards

The power to speak with death people..

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Third armpit.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to not do it.

Pointless Super Powers