- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

Dejavu

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to like charlie

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

Pointless Super Powers