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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers
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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.
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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.
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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.
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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song
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The power that will grant you no power.
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The power to communicate with applesauce.
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The power to summon cops to arrest you
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the power to like charlie
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The power to speak with death people..
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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.
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the power to talk backwards
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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key
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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...
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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.
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Third armpit.
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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh
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The power to scare female plants.
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The power to breathe oxygen.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching
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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!