- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power that will grant you no power.

Pointless Super Powers