- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to scare female plants.

The power to not do it.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to not have super powers...

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers