The power to Google "Google".

The power to run at 0.5mph

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

All of aquaman's powers.

Dejavu

the power to like charlie

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!