- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

Third armpit.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to scare female plants.

The power to not do it.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to not have super powers...

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

Pointless Super Powers