The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to troll.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power... to read this

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!