- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to troll.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to become yourself

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to fart out of your hands.

the power to be super ugly

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

Pointless Super Powers