the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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hello

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!