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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.
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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.
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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.
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you do not need to eat but you have to sit
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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load
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The power to sexually attract whales
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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are
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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind
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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.
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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.
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The power to have no power.
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The power to not be Chuck Norris.
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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.
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The ability to watch movies in 1D
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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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The power to fart in public AT WILL..
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The powr to spell eviting wrong.
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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames
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the power to be powerless
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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!