The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!