The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to pee poop

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The power to not get shit dick

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!