- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to breath Oxygen

Being able to fly in place.

the power of being yourself

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The ability to not be Batman

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to have no power.

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

Pointless Super Powers