- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

Pointless Super Powers