The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be dead

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to divide by zero

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!