The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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to spelle caretly

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!