the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!