The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!