The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to be powerless

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!