The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to be powerless

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be dead

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!