- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to start time.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

Pointless Super Powers