The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be powerless

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to instantly die

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to divide by zero

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!