The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not get shit dick

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!