- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to talk backwards

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

Pointless Super Powers