- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Pointless Super Powers