the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!