the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!