the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to not exercise.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!