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the power to go slower than a snail :l
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power to blow up your own head only once,
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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.
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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee
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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet
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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others
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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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The power to sleep for one thousand years
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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understanding every language only if you get insulted
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work
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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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the power to fly, but only when you poop
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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.
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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!