The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!