The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!