- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power tho vomit your poop.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to be powerless.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Pointless Super Powers