The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!