The power to run Crysis.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to be a common person

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!