- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your elbow.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to never finish what you sta...

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

the power to kill yourself

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Pointless Super Powers