the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power of christ ;)

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to eat people :D

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to know when men have erections

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!