The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!