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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.
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The power to hatch from an egg
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.
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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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The ability to know when men have erections
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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.
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The power to never finish your sentences because
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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)
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The ability to evolve into magickarp
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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life
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The power to smell like body odor at will
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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.
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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!