The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!