The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Acid tears.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!