- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to die at any moment you want.

Acid tears.

The power to fail a test everytime

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

Pointless Super Powers