- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

the power to melt your bones

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power of christ ;)

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to speak only one language

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to hatch from an egg

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

Pointless Super Powers