The power to smell like body odor at will

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!