The power to kill yourself.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!