The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to read this.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!