The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power of fart helium

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power of night-blindness.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The ability to die on command.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!