- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to see through windows

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to smell like body odor at will

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to eat with your butt

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to find children extremely attractive

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Pointless Super Powers