- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to have a V8

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Being alive (until you die).

the power to find children extremely attractive

Pointless Super Powers