The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to be a common person

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!