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The power to turn into a skittles bag
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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass
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to be shitty
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The power to take edible shits.
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The power to shit out toilet paper.
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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles
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The power to be super jewish
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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.
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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.
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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.
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the power to transform into a rock.
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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep
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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless
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The Power To Lick My Own Penis
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.
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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!