The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!