The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to become black!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!