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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to see through anything except air.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race
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swear words -jesse
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The ability to read your own mind
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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the power of fart helium
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Super speed, but with super clumsiness
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to freeze ice
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The ability to float sideways very slowly
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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.
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The power to become black!
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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.
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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever
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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The power of 3 seond super strength,
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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
