The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to become black!

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to only be able to eat poop

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

to be shitty

The power to smell water.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be super jewish

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!