The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to become black!

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power of 3 seond super strength,

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to only be able to eat poop

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to open doors that are already open

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +89

to be shitty

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to smell water.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to volunteer as tribute.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to shit out toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to be super jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to eat soup with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!