The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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to die when you are happy

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!