The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to be super jewish

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!